"ROGUE TRADERS TAKE TOO LONG TO EXIT STAGE"
SALLY aged 10
Got to share a couple of things with you.
Tan and I were sitting at the dining table when she suddenly reads the following out of the school newsletter where my kids attend. This is penned by a ten year old, I have changed nothing...
ROGUE TRADERS!
ON THE WEEKEND WE WENT TO THE ROGUE TRADERS. THERE WERE A LOT OF DIFFERENT SONGS. WE ALL SAT ON THE GROUND. THE BAND WAS SO LOUD. WE YELLED AT ROGUE TRADERS BECAUSE WE SAID,"HURRY UP! HURRY UP!" J____ AND I WERE VERY EXCITED. WE GOT AN EAR PLUG. THE END.
BY C______
Tan could not fathom how this piece of tripe was published. Hello? Ten Year Old at a concert hurling abuse at the band and getting one, ONE ear plug for their trouble. Gold. As a teacher I can see this as a savvy editorial decision. Can't punish a child, publish them.
Check this link out and then ask the question:
Sure it's cute, but what happens when one of them wants to be more than friends?
BTW check out the "pigs in a blanket" - these guys will end their mortal struggle as hors dourves
Damn... ashamed to say how unbelievably cute I find those animal-pairs.
ReplyDeleteAnd to answer what happens when one of them wants to be more than friends, they can do their thing contraceptives-free. Unless by some freak incident they actually manage to reproduce and you get like a conkey or snadger or something. This is assuming the feelings are mutual, of course. Otherwise, there would indeed be much heartache for possibly both involved parties. I believe I have spoken far too much on the matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4
ReplyDeletewatch this.
ashamed to say i find it hilarious.
Monkey thing on Cat:
ReplyDelete"Daddy, let's play horsey!"
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